So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
and then things didn’t work out so,
in the end you just broke up.
And then one day you’ll see him or her
somewhere and you won’t even look at each other’s eyes;
suddenly, you are strangers.
But that person knows you and all of your secrets,
fears, strengths and that person knows exactly
how you look every morning and then suddenly,
you became strangers.
Just like that.”
REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO THANK THE AMAZING BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL AND GORGEOUS DAVID KARP FOR MAKING TUMBLR! EVERYONE SHOULD REBLOG THIS.
David we fucking love you.
TUMBLR RULE #1 REBLOG IF YOU SEE DAVID KARP
so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???
Nabasa ko na ‘to kanina. Eh nabasa ko ulit. Wala natuwa lang ako hahaha.
CREAM PIE PALA GUSTO MO BUMILI PA AKO NG CAKE HAHAHAHAHAAHAH DABEST AMP
SHAMUD PA MORE HAAHHAHAHAHA! TUNGINUHH THE FEMININE WASH HAHAHAHHA!
ANGAS HAHAHAHAHA BOOM SHAMUD HAHAHAHAHAHA YUNG FEMININE WASH PLS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tang ina hahahahahaha
I have mastered the art of accepting the reality that there will always be people who will leave you behind with no valid reasons.
namimiss ko ng mag drawing. Tagal ko ng di nakahawak ng lapis ^o^
Random #382: Wipe the tears. Wear a fake smile. Forget the past. Erase the memories. Endure the heartaches. Accept the pain.