Shortest horror stories ever:
  • Computer: unable to connect to the internet.
  • Favorite band: We're breaking up.
  • Family: We found your tumblr.
  • ridge:

    i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

    ang weird ko. nakakainis. bakit ba lagi nalang ako na iinlove sa beks. Eh kasi naman ang cute nya sobra, yung porma nya, yung ngiti nya tapos yung height nya tapos tapos yung mata nya

    austirncarlile:

    All Time Low Albums 

    (minus So Wrong, It’s Right because Tumblr’s a dick)

    french:

    I’m so fucking weird
    It’s like:
    I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
    I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
    I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
    I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
    I need help.

    fovelshucker:

    DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

    footballsexandalcohol:

    i am such a needy, jealous, clingy piece of shit and i hate it

    “A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
    And today I don’t know how to even say hey”
    -Time flies (via doperespect)

    work-it-out:

    Hayley Williams live through the years

    “I always think of you before I fall asleep. The words you said. The things we laughed about, and the silent moments we shared.”
    -(via pogilord)

    I’m actually into you. Ang manhid mo para di makita yun

    And now, I feel like I’m one of those girls who has this so called anorexia. I’m starving but I don’t feel like I want to eat, it’s like I’m afraid to get fat tho I already did.

    sorry if i had to unfollow you. Di ko alam kung bakit? Pero naiirita ko sa mga post mo huehue

    My sweetest downfall.

    escafeism:

    I am crying. Not because I am sad nor broken. I am crying because I just realized how much I have fallen deep in love with you. How much you’ve affected my whole life. How much you’ve made me happy more than anyone did. How much my heart aches of the thought of you leaving me — and that’s what I fear the most. I don’t know if I can still get up after this fall, but if you will always be there, I have no idea of getting up. You’re my sweetest downfall.

    ang nakakainis lang sa tumblr mobile is yung mag popost ka ng long post ang haba nung tinype mo tapos pag post mo putol -_-


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